My date yesterday

Okay so I met this man on the internet. He had a picture of himself and three grandkids. It must have been fifteen years old. We talked back and forth on the internet site with my fake name so as to keep safe. He wanted to come to my house I said no, I will meet you at the restaurant. We met and He looked nothing like the picture. I don't think it was him that was on the site. We met at Applebees. I had on a new pair of jeans and a pretty lace blouse. He said "I am very affectionate and when I fall in love" I like to show my affection in public. I said well you're not in love yet and stay over on your side of the table. Whew scary. Two old people making out in a restaurant. I think not. He said Well I see you don't wear makeup. I said I do have on make-up and said well I am used to dating women with bright red lipstick. I said hmm. He said " you know, I am the one who has to look at you from this side of the table and I would like you to put on more blush and red lipstick. I said how about if we trade sides?