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Sewing Weekend! - ~Ironing my lemonade layer cake quilt~ First time quilting a quilt of my own on the long arm, I just have to learn to relax! Pinning the entire quil...
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Lift that barge...
Don't break any records : )
What was I going to say? It must have been a lie.
It is better to be late in this world than early in the next.
My favorite....You have to go through life with the anticipation that you have yet to meet your best friends. : )
Measure twice, cut once...
Hate the thoughts of going back to work tomorrow.
Three kinds of people in this world, one makes things happen, one things happen to and one says "What happened?"
Never trust a man with a beard
Keep your eyes peeled..
Do you love me , Bernie?
Let's go for a walk and get the cobwebs out...
How many drinks is that?
The secret to a long life is to keep breathing...
Let me have another piece of that so I can see what that strange taste was...
Your mother always serves restaurant portions...
Simmer down over there...
Molto bene!
SS....
Well I've got to shove off..
Actually it is more like" Bernie are you ready to shove off?"
My personal favorite " When you visit someone your arms should be so full( gifts,etc,) that you have to ring the doorbell with your elbow"
Hustle,Hustle, go, go, go...
I deleted the comment because it needed more info...
"Bernie, I'm not long for this world.." (age 25,30,35,40,45....)
That's enough of that piano!!!
Mushi Mushi...
tighten up your belt a notch, it's time we were on an austerity program
snap off the lights before you go to bed
(during a blizzard) who wants to go out for milk and bread?
"Slim Jim"
I'm just a shadow of my former self.
most Americans dig their graves with their teeth
best exercise is pushing away from the table
I'll have a mother-in-law slice
never send a boy on a man's errand
Well thats interesting...
"Who wants to make a visit?"
we're on an austerity program this week so we have to cut down
By Jingo
Have a seat Jim
Eileen
"those biscuits have a funny taste"
what's the good word?
Good luck to you buddy : )
Dad usually makes that comment when someone "speeds by Him" when he's going 40 miles an hour
Tomorrow's Leaders are burning the midnight oil tonight
When the light turns green and the person ahead hesitates "ok let's go, it's not going to get any greener"
When the Stock Market us up, "what do you think of that market!" - when the Stock Market is down, "what do you think of that market?"
In the Fall. "I like to keep the grass cut short so the leaves will blow into the neighbor's yard"
I told the Doctor, "When the price of my medicine reaches the price of Jim Beam, I'm switching to Jim Beam"
Offer it up
100 years from now nobody will know the difference
A car is just a means of transportation to get you from point A to point B
I'll be up at the crack of dawn
Just a sliver
jeez...
Work is a beautiful thing, save some for tomorrow
A consultant is someone who comes from 50 mile away
Do you want to hear what I really think or what you'd like me to tell you?
no one is going to get out of this world alive
Old Auntie Kathy
now over here is the downtown drugstore and further down on the right is the......
Old Auntie Kathy
I was up with the Birds this morning
They laughed when I got up to play
Wheeler, get up - we're sending in the bench, Dad's former football coach
Red sky at night..........
I'm feeling a little tipsy - New Year Eve - after a small sip of Champagne
I'm sweatin bullets
"Now where did I leave my Chapeau"
this is a job for two men and a boy
If the house is cold, put on a sweater.
What a great Day!
We were paid weekly, very weakly
We'll just take it one day at at time
innuendos and out your doors
"Whoa, knock ya dead" When I would put on too much perfume : )
"You drowning in there?"....when you took too long a shower.
I think I remember this one right....when they would ask at dad's work, "Do you have a 2 wheeler?" and Dad would say, "No, we have a 1 Wheeler."
"Tea and Toast"
A man at dad's work, years ago, used to say, "If I could only make $100 a week I'd be all set."
Mother, Mother, Mother pin a rose on me
It's only a flesh wound
"There are only two good days in a boat owners life, the day he buys the boat and the day he sells it" no one in our family ever owned a boat but we all got the point
I remember taking that course on "how to improve your memory" taught by professor, what was his name now..........
It slipped my mind
It only hurts when I laugh
At work Dad always said that he told his boss "I have two speeds, slow and stop"
"Sometimes the best advise is to keep your mouth shut, so that you don't show your ignorance" -- I've used this advise more than I like to admit
If you hit your thumb with a hammer, wait a few minutes and hit the other thumb and the first one won't hurt so bad
"Doc, after the operation is over will I be able to play the piano......." - reply - I see no reason why not - "that's amazing I've never been able to play before"
when its getting cool in the evening in the house ,rather than turn up the thermostat ,use the old irish invention "the sweater"
the old chevy II heading westward into the night
And many miles to go before I sleep....
If you drink half of an ice cream soda and then drink half again and you keep drinking just half of what's left, will the ice cream soda last forever?
Who wants to go for a spin
A clean car seems to run better
A car will run without oil, but not for long
As the blue,
Chevy two,
Streaks westward into the night.
Shift the car so the old lady in the back seat won't spill her tea.
"I finished my homework"
"Go check it over"
Get up there and crack those books
Aht sue-ie des nay (phonetic) means either "that hurt!" or "it's hot"
If you're ever in town don't hesitate to stop by
company and fish start to stink after 3 days
"don't be a stranger"
It is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it.
It's not what I say, it's what I mean.
Poor little shaver, Nobody loves him.
EE-TIE!!
Bernie, where's the checkbook?
Gozieemashtah! (?)
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