I get such a kick out of myself sometimes (Old Auntie)

Well, I went to the pain clinic for a shot in the head for a migraine. she is not suppose to use any steroids because of the parkinson disease. Well she did. I have been really blessed because the medication for the parkinson totally took away all my symptoms. Well the doctor put cortisone in with the nerve blocker for the migraine and when I got up the next morning the parkinson's symptoms came back. I went and let the dogs out to the garage to the newspapers to do their business and I fell into the recycling bin!!!! (: That was so funny!!!!!! I thought to myself. That's it!, I need to be recycled!!! The neighbor next door is all worried if she doesn't see me, she thinks I have fallen and can't get up. That's funny too. Why doesn't she call me and ask? Hellooooo. I told her I don't fall anymore because the medicine works just fine. Getting old is funny, ya know. Linda bought me a cell phone last year for Mother's day and she had it on vibrate. Well I didn't know it can vibrate. I had it in my side pocket and it started vibrating and I thought, now what the hell is wrong? My hip is vibrating without my permission. I thought how am I going to explain this to the doctor. When the doctor told me I had parkinson disease, I said no I don't and said I am not going to pay any attention to you. I said did you take these beautiful pictures on the wall, He is Indian and very sweet. He said yes, now lets get back to you having parkinson. He said my mouth and jaw quiver. I said no it doesn't. He called in his nurse and she confirmed that it did. I said well you both are wrong. He said why are you shuffling. I said I am doing an impression of Tim Conway, and I am grossly overweight and have a lot to carry around these days. He said I am going to give you a prescription, will you take it. I said yes, even tho you are wrong. He said why do you fall? I said because I am a clutes (sp). As I was leaving I said to him "listen the next time I come here I want a different diagnosis" He said what do you want me to tell you" I said Tell me I am an alcoholic? He said why and I said because I don't drink anyway and so I won't have trouble stopping. He did a little indian giggle. Anyhow I am just fine; but wouldn't it be great if we could get recycled? It did take awhile to get out of the recycling bin; but I was just having a grand old time laughin at myself. I think that is all the news for today. If I think of anything else I will tell you because I don't have anyone to talk to except in the stores, I do go up to people and talk to them. that reminds me at Marshalls they have these soft, soft, soft blankets. I said to this young lady with a little girl, just come and feel these. She came over and said Oh these are heavenly, I would NEVER buy one. I said why not? She said I wouldn't put one in my guest room, they would never leave and I wouldn't put it on my bed I would never get up. I bought four. One is bright red for my couch in the den. It is like a santa blanket, ya know, like Santa's suit. It feels like that. Then I have one on my yellow couch and one on my green chair and one on my bed. I forget what color that is. hmmmmm. I think it may be blue. Who cares it is so soft, you guys all have to buy one. That is my helpful hint for the day. It's awful I feel like Momma is following me around in Florida. No one knows what I am talking about. I asked if they had a bubbler when I was at the doctor's office. They said HUH? So they each took turns trying to understand me. I felt like I was in a foreign country. I had to discribe it, draw a picture and then they all laughed and said Oh you mean a water fountain. Crap, I am sick of them making fun of me. Lots of people say oh you must be from Boston. I never realized how I sounded. They say I say Shoe-a instead of shuurr. ( Sure) I say how ah ya? instead of How arrre yoou? I tell Momma go back to heaven and leave me alone. The biggest fright was about eight months ago when I got out of the shower and looked in the big mirror. I said Oh...MY.....LOrd!!!! MOMMA YOU COME BACK HERE AND GET YOUR BODY!!!! I did, I said it outloud. Oh I know it was when I was feeding the puppies every two hours and didn't have time to cook. So I ate ice cream and cookies. mmmmmmm, it was so good. I really am going to close for now, I think I need to go to the thrift shop and get a new, old video player.
Bye, love all of ya's